check this shit out...

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offen ded

tell me how far you managed to go while scrolling slowly. I may even give you a prize.
HUZZAH!

I have just conducted an experiment based on my first experience on 4chan
To say the least, I fear as though my brain has melted.
I had heard of this site for years and I finally found the courage to visit it. My first impressions were that there were no people, only floating blobs of semi coherent text. I soon discovered, on the random board, a new sub species of "human" who refer to themselves as "Btards". At first, I was admittedly frightened. Yet within a few minutes, I felt my stomach churl into a ball and I instinctively started commenting on strange pictures, even posting a few of my own. Soon, the urge to act like a retard was uncontrollable and I became one of them. Luckily, my power went out and escaped from that twisted place, with most of my sanity intact. I urge you all to never think for a moment of entering that vile place, for you may be trapped forever.

Back in my day, we had 5 goddam disks to our games and there wasn't such thing as a walkthrough. You had to call up a tip hotline and talk to somebody! And if you wanted to use headphones you had to plug them into the back of your computer and we only had dial up so we couldn't use the phone! And we didn't have no faggoty "windows vista".....we had to do everything through the command prompt which you goddam yungins don't even have anymore. And we didn't play as gay little elves in tights; our game heroes rescued strippers and had buzz cuts! And we called mario "jump man" and sonic didn't suck! Sonofa bitch I'm gonna take a nap.....

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