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The B-tard experiment

Posted by SuperSmurf - October 9th, 2008


I have just conducted an experiment based on my first experience on 4chan
To say the least, I fear as though my brain has melted.
I had heard of this site for years and I finally found the courage to visit it. My first impressions were that there were no people, only floating blobs of semi coherent text. I soon discovered, on the random board, a new sub species of "human" who refer to themselves as "Btards". At first, I was admittedly frightened. Yet within a few minutes, I felt my stomach churl into a ball and I instinctively started commenting on strange pictures, even posting a few of my own. Soon, the urge to act like a retard was uncontrollable and I became one of them. Luckily, my power went out and escaped from that twisted place, with most of my sanity intact. I urge you all to never think for a moment of entering that vile place, for you may be trapped forever.


Comments

I dunno about that expierment...

But hey...thanks for commenting on my page.

I updated it with some music if your interested.

I need a hug...

I go to 4chan, I don't visit /b/. I can be seen on /h/, /s/, /e/, /hc/, /gif/ and /wg/. It's a place if you want some lulz or porn :D

I was so scared....
Have you ever been to /b/?

Nope but I'll try to go there :3

make sure you're armed and ready

Went there once, besides the retarded spam seen something that gave me erectile dysfunctions for a while.

is it even possible to navigate through it all?

Go die you piece of shit

....who are you?

kool story kept me entertained but did that really happen?

pretty much, yes. I probably would have gotten out without a power outage though.

this was one of the more entertaining stories ive read in my wanderings on peoples blogs.

that means a lot to me, coming from you.